Tom Talker
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Post by Tom Talker on Jun 28, 2003 13:50:05 GMT -5
Most movies people keeping saying are so great just because I'm a rebel and I'm sick of most of them before I've seen them and Cowboy Bebop the Movie (didn't like the show not seeing this). Having low standards so totally rocks the body that rocks the party. EDIT: I'm I the only one that likes Jackass here? No, I thought that movie was great. Anyway, movies I will never see. At all. Ever. The Fast and the Furious--street racing... ooh, now there's a plot for a movie. 2 Fast 2 Furious--they actually made a sequel? Like the first wasn't enough of a waste of cellulose? Titanic--okay, I've seen part of it. But I will be damned if I'm going to see this from start to finish. Biker Boys/Boyz/however they spell it--Fast and the Furious with motorcycles? No thanks. The Pianist--The man who directed it is a convicted child rapist. He should not be making films--he should be getting raped by fat guys named Bubba. XXX--it's called "XXX," but it's rated PG-13. 'Nuff said (tm Stan Lee). That Fantastic Four movie--who am I kidding? I'll probably seek it out just to see how awful it is. 28 Days Later--because some part of me will probably be waiting for Sandra Bullock to make a cameo, and I'll be gravely disappointed.
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Post by Disciple of Kat Meyers on Jun 29, 2003 9:50:28 GMT -5
Movies I'll never watch:
8 MILE (you can say its great all you want, I'm not watching it) TITANIC FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY any movie with Hugh Grant 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS MAID IN MANHATTAN any NICKELODEON movie CROSSROADS GLITTER ALMOST HEROES (Farley's last disaster with that fat guy, Chandler) THE MAJESTIC Any movie starring ultra-ghetto rappers any direct to video Disney sequel (Little Mermaid 2? Aladdin 3?) WING COMMANDER SORORITY BOYS (who'd voluntarily go see that?) WHAT A GIRL WANTS WILD WILD WEST COOL AS ICE THE StewPIDS THE CORE BACKYARD DOGS THE HOURS SHIPPING NEWS SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE
I'm sure there are many more...
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Post by Hollywood Humplik on Jul 17, 2003 1:25:44 GMT -5
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd (my lowbrow friends saw this and said it was horrible, Bob Saget says "shit" and makes the whole movie) The Real Cancun Drumline Sorority Boys Biker Boyz The New Guy (once again very lowbrow, heard from friends there is a scene where he breaks his "boner" in front of his whole school) Glitter The Fast and The Furious 2 Fast 2 Furious xXx The Stewpids Jason X
Tomcats was horrible. Only good parts were the physical comedy by Horatio Sanz.
Joe Dirt had it's moments and also had the greatest actor on the planet Chris Walken in it.
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91
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Post by 91 on Aug 1, 2003 20:35:18 GMT -5
There aint one damn film on my list, because I'd be willing to give ANYTHING at least a few minutes of my time. Yes, there are films I'd rather not see and given the choice I would rather turn over (westerns for example - snoooooore), but it'd be fruitless of me to VOW never to see them until I can at least pass an opinion on it. There are also films that I would possibly vow never to see AGAIN, having seen them once and now knowing they're shit, but I'm guessing that doesn't count.
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Post by justindr1 on Aug 1, 2003 21:52:51 GMT -5
Me too. I'm way to flexible to vow against seeing anything.
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Post by InsaneClown on Aug 3, 2003 5:24:23 GMT -5
I get paid to see movies so I will practically watch anything I can. However, I will never see..
FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY GIGLI (J.Lo and B.Lo...enough said) GLITTER (All that glitters, aint gold!) BIKER BOYZ (Fishburne a biker...*shudders*) DRUMLINE SPICEWORLD CROSSROADS (I cant stand a 5 minute music video of Shitney let alone a whole movie) Any movie featuring the following "stars": 'Hollywood' Hulk Hogan Tom Green
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Kapoutman
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Post by Kapoutman on Aug 13, 2003 9:23:18 GMT -5
The only movie I don't want to see is Spice World.
But I would watch it for say, five bucks.
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